Saturday, November 24, 2018

The 16 Greatest Things About The Millennial Age

I Pan For Gold In Millennial Era Streams
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Rolling Stone recently published a Millennial 100 list.  That is, the biggest movers, shakers, memes, fads and shows in recent pop culture.

Here, I place all 100 into four categories: Flash-In-The-Fan forgettables, Can’t-Get-‘Em-Out-Of-My-Beds, Memorables, and Greats.  And at the end I rank the ‘greats’.

And here’s a key to what each category represents:
1.  Flash-In-The-Fan Forgettables:  By 2050 they'll be forgotten by all but a few.
2.  Can’t-Get-‘Em-Out-Of-My-Beds: They'll remain with us as frustratingly hard to forget regrettables.
3.  Memorables: They'll be remembered by history, but not considered great.
4.  Greats: The best from the Millennial era.

1.  Total Request Live - Flash

2.  Spice Girls — Flash

3.  Jon Stewart - Great

4.  American Idol - Can't

5.  Music Piracy - Flash

6.  2008 Financial Collapse - Can't

7.  Sex and the City - Memorable

8.  Black Lives Matter - Great

9.  Drake - Flash

10.  Titanic - Memorable

11.  Guitar Hero - Memorable

12.  Rihanna - Flash

13.  Spongebob Squarepants - Memorable

14.  Amy Winehouse - Great

15.  Lizzie McGuire - Flash

16.  Tina Fey, Fallon, Poehler on SNL - Great

17.  Video-Sharing Sites - Great

18.  Bling Ring Thieves - Flash

19.  Video Games - Great

20.  Mariah Carey - Flash

21.  Tech Pets - Flash

22.  Olsen Twins - Flash

23.  Pop Punk - Flash

24.  Batman - Memorable

25.  Will Ferrell - Memorable

26.  Tattoos - Can't

27.  Gossip Girls - Flash

28.  Bernie Sanders - Memorable

29.  Jonas Brothers - Flash

30.  The Office - Memorable

31.  SlutWalk - Flash

32.  Lindsay Lohan - Flash

33.  Harry Potter - Memorable

34.  Clueless - Memorable

35.  Janet Jackson - Flash

36.  To Catch A Predator - Flash

37.  Kardashian-Jenner Clan - Flash

38.  Rom-Coms - Memorable

39.  Lady Gaga — Memorable

40.  ‘Twilight’ - Can't

41.  Jennifer Lopez — Can't

42.  Arrested Development - Great

43.  Dating Apps - Great

44.  Blink-182 - Flash

45.  Pitbull - Flash

46.  Suicide Girls - Flash

47.  Selfies - Great

48.  Taylor Swift - Memorable

49. Jennifer Love Hewitt - Flash

50  Toy Story - Flash

51. Grey's Anatomy: Memorables

52.  LGBTQ - Great

53.  Mean Girls - Can't

54.  Space Jam - Flash

55.  Beyonce´  - Can’t

56.  C-list Celebrity Shows - Flash

57.  Dawson’s Creek - Flash

58.  “Mission Accomplished” - Can't

59.  Warped Tour - Flash

60.  AOL Instant Messenger - Flash

61.  Daddy Yankee - Flash

62.  Kanye - Can’t

63.  Wes Anderson - Memorable

64.  Stevie Nicks - Memorable

65.  Friends - Memorable

66.  Sofia Coppola - Great

67.  Paris Hilton — Flash

68.  Real Orange County - Flash

69.  Outkast’s ‘Hey Ya!’ - Flash

70.  Hot Topic - Flash

71.  Molly - Memorable

72.  Madonna - Flash

73.  Evanescence - Flash

74.  Perks - Flash

75.  Emojis - Great

76.  Freaks and Geeks - Flash

77.  Miley Cyrus - Flash

78.  Netflix and Chill - Great

79.  Timberlake - Flash

80.  Occupy Wall Street - Great

81.  Emo - Can’t

82.  Heath Ledger - Flash

83.  Disney’s Domination - Memorable

84.  9/11 - Can’t

85.  All That - Memorable

86.  Cher as a Diva Live - Memorable

87.  Vaping - Can’t

88.  Kirsten Dunst - Flash

89.  WB & UPN - Flash

90.  Britney Spears - Flash

91.  Serena and Venus Williams - Great

92.  The Osbournes - Flash

93.  Glee - Memorable

94.  Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson - Can’t

95.  Tumblr - Memorable

96.  America’s Next Top Model - Flash

97.  Dave Chappelle - Great

98.  Zac Efron -  Flash

99.  Ryan Gosling - Flash

100.  Veronica Mars - Flash
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The 16 Greats:

16  LGBTQ
      It really does take all kinds.
15  Emojis
      🔄
14  Political Activism (Black Lives Matter, for example)
      The truth will out.
13  Original Motion Pictures (Sofia Coppola, for example)
      Moving.
12  Dating Apps
      Think of all the unlikelihoods avoided....
11  Serena and Venus Williams
      The Greatest Duo?
10  Populism, reborn (Occupy Wall Street, for example)
      Short-cut to prosperity.
9  Selfies
      Just me and my valley.
8  Humor, matured (Arrested Development, for example)
      Better becomes.
7  Netflix and Chill
      Just what you wanted.
6  Mixed Gender in Comedy (Tina Fey, Fallon, Poehler on SNL, for example)
      Now the fun dart.
5  Video Games
      Endless.
4  Golden Age of StandUps (Dave Chappelle, for example)
      I think I get it.
3  Video-Sharing Sites
      Show me.
2  Indie Music (Amy Winehouse, for example)
      When pop went whack, these stars shone.
1  Comedy Mixed with Serious News (Jon Stewart, for example)
      "You can't make this stuff up."

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