Monday, June 5, 2017

Covfefe Taken Apart

In Error Is Revelation

Making a mistake, especially when sleepy, can be revealing.

The Covfefe tweet sent by President Trump on May 31st could be just such a revelation:

So, a reference that most people recognize as "press coverage" became "press covfefe".

Many theories as to how this happened are out there.  What's important for our purposes is that the mistake, when taken apart, may reveal a hidden message.

Consider: the letters "...erage" are replaced with "fefe".  This may be where the message is, remembering that he is referring to the Press.

  * Inside the letters "...erage" is the word "rag", a derogatory term for a newspaper.
  * The letters "fefe" have been pronounced 'fey, fey'.  But if it's instead "fee, fee", this suggests
money and also, a small lapdog (Fifi).  Perhaps one could even say the dog's owner is an elderly woman who lives in urban opulence; perhaps referred to as a 'grey lady' (nickname for the New York Times).

Take all this together, and you have someone who wants a lapdog relationship with a 'rag'--the Press, in general--but is frustrated, and tired, and gives up.

Unlike the party line adherence on 'Fox and Friends', for example, where a transactional 'fee' is exchanged (positive press coverage in exchange for occasional petting and unquestioned loyalty), most reporters have no such interest--sad, and frustrating.

Thursday, June 1, 2017

The Hive Mind

Reason To Be Together --> Reason Together

Question: “Are digital technologies making politics impossible”
Answer: No
Despite all the bullying, polarization, and intentional disinformation found on social media, our era will eventually find fixes that rebalance the shared media experience.  This newfound equilibrium will effectively minimize the politics of vitriol, blinkered tribalism, and cynical fear-mongering.

Already, the low-hanging fruit is being picked: proprietary networks are banning the worst offenders, journalists are waking up to the dangers of false equivalence, voters are learning the lessons of complacency, and citizens are finding the occasional need for outrage.

Yet another rebalancing will involve network algorithms that, with increasing effectiveness, screen out ‘fake news’ from highlighted, ‘trending’ topics. 

And a third tier of fixes, engaged in by vulnerable democratic governments, will counter state-sponsored attacks on social media with active debunking. 

What will prove most effective, however, in rebalancing shared media, are adaptations for digital technology that organically spread general knowledge, political fluency, and the secret sauce of social media: participation.  This is because once voters are informed and plugged in politically, they are better able to both reject propaganda and understand contextual nuance.  Nuance, in turn, means experiencing less friction, fear, and frustration--the byproducts of ignorance--reactions that can so easily boil over into the unsavory encounter.  In its wake, an enhanced public reasonableness will make demagogue and fake news, alike, unlikely.  
 
I describe, below, one key adaptation involving the US House of Representatives; what might humorously be described as ‘almost e-Democracy'.  But first, a few early bird ideas with that same adaptive mission, as outlined in Gavin Newsom’s book, "Citizenville: How To Take The Town Square Digital and Reinvent Government”. Newsom was San Francisco’s mayor, is presently California’s Lt. Governor, and is considered a likely candidate for governor of that state in 2018.

  * YouCut.  In 2010 U.S. House Majority Leader Eric Cantor introduced a way for constituents to cast votes on line item budget cuts.  The winning cut each week was introduced on the House floor for an up-or-down vote.
 
  * Project Madison: in 2012 Congressman Darrell Issa, using online feedback, allowed voters to make re-wording suggestions on pending legislation, then identified the most popular changes.  Transparency extended to ID'ing each successful suggestion, along with its champion.

  * Citizen Co-Sponsors.  Beginning in 2013, a Facebook app allowed users to co-sponsor U.S. House legislation.  Legislative campaigns using Facebook are now commonplace. Participants receive notifications regarding the legislation in question, and are then asked to reach out to ‘friends’, businesses, and other stakeholders to help ensure success.

If, in light of these early experiments with participatory democracy, we were to seek a truly ambitious and comprehensive way forward, we might aim for a more broad-based change: voting with digital devices.  Of course online voting, while in some ways superior to the physical polling place, is nowhere near secure enough.  And while the future may involve an opt-in auxiliary internet in which all communication is secure (Walter Isaacson identifies such a possibility at The Atlantic: "The Internet is broken; Starting From Scratch, Here’s How I’d Fix It"), this is, obviously, a long way off.

 

The Hive Mind

There is, however, a workaround.  I call it The Hive Mind, because when and if fully implemented, representative government, whether the House of Representatives in the US, the House of Commons in the UK, or any other representative body, would constitute one enormous feedback loop that plugs voter opinion directly into the decision-making process.  While technically not direct democracy, our workaround might be thought of as squaring that circle.  In other words, it would be a close approximation of direct democracy, compared to the present half-hearted version, representative democracy, where all too often money talks, and lobbyists have been known to write the very rules governing their industry.

 
How it would work: 

1) Each representative would have a webpage featuring videos (each perhaps five minutes in length) covering both single issues and more general topics.

2) After viewing a randomly assigned video, constituents would register their opinions by choosing from among multiple-choice options on a series of questions.  

3) Polling firms would sample constituent opinion, then present representatives with published results.  Representatives could choose to abide by these opinions when voting, could decline to offer the service in the first place, or could select from published results as they saw fit.  That is, they wouldn’t be legally bound to concur, but could advertise their willingness to do so. 

4) This system, once implemented, would tend to focus election campaigns on video presentation, and adherence to constituent opinion, rather than on a candidate’s personal life and other ancillary issues.  Plus, lobbying by special interests would be curtailed to the extent that a representative’s votes were pre-determined by constituent input.

5) Importantly, a representative’s webpage would enable dissent, amendment, and other feedback.  In this way, The House of Representatives would take on the character of a thinking mind, grappling with alternatives, and defusing otherwise explosive issues with contextual background.

 FAQ

Q: A District’s Polling Results Would Be Reflective of Constituent Age, Sex, Income, etc., Wouldn’t They?  

A: Yes.  First time visitors to their representative's webpage would be asked to provide basic demographic information.  Then, when a 30-something female with a high school education, an income around $40,000, and no children, is needed to complete a sample, all opinions generated by that demographic are in effect shuffled and drawn from, as one would pick a single, unseen playing card from among many.   

Since a district’s demographic profile would rarely change, multiple polling firms could be hired for relatively little to essentially plug in data, once a firm’s proprietary profile were set.  A polling average would then refine results.

 
Q: What About Poll Reliability?  The US Recently Had An Election In Which The Unexpected Happened.

A: Yes, but the polling average (Real Clear Politics) was only off by 1.1 percentage points compared to the final popular vote.  And because there were an unusually large number of undecided voters late in the process, the dramatic revelations involving both the FBI investigation and of Russian hacking--not to mention fake news--account for much misdirection, with rural, low-information voters, not surprisingly, breaking the furthest from pre-election projections.  

Besides, most of our proposed system's results won't be close.  The minority, those within a point of 50/50, could allow a judgement call by the representative in question.

 
Q: Why Not Rate Polling Firms and Weight Their Results Accordingly?

A: This might best be implemented once firms have a chance to acclimate.  Ratings could be based on legislative elections.  Polling firms would publish predictions the day before an election, and would be rewarded depending on how close they modeled the real-life result.  Success would mean both greater influence (additional weight in polling averages) and financial compensation (contracts with performance bonuses).

 
Q: What About Security?  Is Any Internet Portal Safe?

A: Because ‘contacting your representative’ involves a politician knowing how you feel about a given issue, our information exchange is two-way, much like a credit card company and its customers, rather than a one-way secret ballot.  An email or text receipt could be sent to each constituent to confirm their expressed opinions.  On a particularly significant question, say whether to switch over to ’single-payer’ healthcare, a second, paper receipt could be printed out, to enable a recount.

Plus, because videos are assigned to constituents randomly—and eventually there would be hundreds of videos--there is little chance of intentionally influencing a particular issue.  

 
Q: Are constituents voting on as many videos as they want?

A: No, a limit would be advisable to preserve sampling viability.  A constituent who successfully opined on the content of, say five videos, could be allowed to pick a sixth of their choice.  In the case of all such ‘free choice' picks, however, opinions would be part of a separate tally that gauged ‘feedback ferocity’, only.   Following their sixth video, constituents would be told they had reached their limit, and would be politely asked to return the following day.

 
Q: Those Sharing The Same Device In The Same Household Would, I Assume, Be Able To Register Individually.

A: Right.  A pin number, plus a Social Security number (in the US) or other form of ID (eventually, fingerprints), would likely be used to distinguish constituents.

 
Q: How Would This Idea Be Implemented?

A: It would probably begin with several representatives and a handful of prominent issues.  Then, in subsequent elections, challengers could offer the service if the incumbent hadn't yet done so.  Videos, meanwhile, would likely be produced by political parties or factions and used by multiple representatives. 

 
Q: Isn’t It More Likely That Interest Groups Would Make The Videos?

A: Perhaps so, especially on more specific issues.  The level of SNAP benefits (food stamps for the poor), for example, might be handled by a political party.  Making organic milk and cheese eligible for the WIC program (aid to mothers with young children) might be something for a farm organization.

 
Q: Is It Likely, Given a Total Population of About 711,000 Per House District, That Large Enough Samples Are Possible?  

A: Initially, results would lack adequate sampling.  This would then change as the word got out and more constituents showed up.  To begin with, representatives would only take opinion tallies under consideration, but could then switch over to actually abiding by poll results once samples were large enough.  And, this triggering level could be identified ahead of time, removing an ‘excuse’ for not abiding by poll results, once having promised to do so.  

To encourage participation, there may be a place for minor prizes, or if necessary, those of some modest value.  Most likely, though, because outside groups would organize members to take part in the separate, ‘feedback ferocity’ tallies (a viewer’s sixth, free choice video), and because constituents would have to make their way through five other videos first, this would likely create the necessary participatory volume for sampling to be successful.

 
Q: Pretty Hard To Imagine Low-Income Constituents Using This System, Especially The Computer-less, no?

A: There are currently programs that provide free phones for low-income Americans.  These could be used to accommodate The Hive Mind.  Plus, there are community centers and the local library.  

As for low-income constituents in general, there is a gut-level truth here, obviously; if you don’t have leisure time, you won’t be able to sit through a 5-minute video, let alone six such presentations.  

There are, however, fairly credible comebacks to this point.  The first involves statistics.  If there are 500 low-income viewers of a video, and 5,000 each for those with middle and high incomes, and there is only a need for 400 from each group, the website interface would simply select all it needs, no problem.   

A second comeback involves the question of prizes.  If there are prizes, and if they are of some value, constituents with lower incomes will experience a greater relative benefit.  For example, the chance to win a $50 Savings Bond might be worth 5-10 minutes for those with modest incomes, but perhaps not for the wealthy.

 
Q: But Shouldn’t Participation Be Based On Interest?

A: Certainly.  While in the end prizes may be necessary, they have the disadvantage of clouding the message. 

And yet the logic for replacing our current, marginally corrupt political framework with The Hive Mind argues for speed in implementation.  The sooner that a legislator has a constituent feedback loop up and running, the sooner that legislator can tell a lobbyist “sorry, but my constituents have spoken”.  And the sooner this happens, the sooner the legislator’s unscrupulous challengers in the next election will be disarmed.  For example, a TV ad with the punchline, "Congressman Smith voted to end Medicare”, becomes “…Smith misled voters into supporting cost-cutting in Medicare”, a considerably weaker point.  And when feedback on the Congressman’s webpage points out that the TV ad was paid for by a self-interested lobbying group, there is relative transparency and accountability—so, the sooner the better for implementation.  Meaning that prizes may be necessary.

A more vigorous way to goose website visitor counts would involve large prizes, beyond the scope of a typical representative’s $1-2 million Members Representational Account.  For example, imagine if, in the year 2023, all participants who visited their representative's relevant webpage at least once during a given month were eligible for one of a hundred $1,000 drawings.  One hundred drawings for each Congressional District (Washington D.C. adds one, for 436), involves an annual cost of only $523.2 million in savings bonds: 1,000 x 100 x 12 x 436.

 
Q: How Can We Be Sure About Constituent Data?

A: At first glance this would seem to be a problem. Wouldn’t some more cynical constituents pose as under-represented demographic groups in order to increase their chances of being heard?   First, the number of cheaters is likely to be very small, and unlikely to affect outcomes if the sample size is large enough.  Second, some kind of verification is possible.  Public records, for example, identify home owners with specific addresses. And third, polling firms use census data as the foundation for their demographic profiles.  When census / polling data are mismatched in an anticipated direction, a slight adjustment to a demographic profile can be made.  

 
Q: Perhaps You Could Describe The Hive Mind From A Representative’s Perspective.  

A: The future is always a challenge, but let’s press ahead, nevertheless:

   * The big news of the day in our representative’s district, the year being 2023, is of rising unemployment.

   * In response, our representative receives a brief ‘jobs action’ video from party headquarters. 

   * Our representative posts the video, links to her webpage using social media, and phones local allies (unions, Chamber of Commerce, etc.), asking for web traffic.

   * Next, our representative has her staff record a local version of the nationally focused presentation.  

In her own video she asks her constituents which of several employment strategies is the most likely in their community, giving specific examples of employment increases that have recently occurred (federal government spending, state level tax policy changes, local incubation projects, etc.).  She then asks for opinions on current, imminent, and long-stalled approaches she imagines she could conceivably vote on. 

 
Q: How Would A Video Allow For Dissent and Amendment?

A: The likeliest system would probably involve the usual comments section as found on websites today.  A poster could tag a comment as a ‘challenge’, which, if it gathered enough support, would produce a ‘rebuttal’ that would be added to the original video.  These challenges and amendments would have to be prominently featured on a representative’s website.  They would then be linked to by that representative’s challengers in future elections.

To keep representatives honest, the House of Representatives itself should set specific standards for successful challenges.  Furthermore, the House itself should keep track of challenges and amendments.  These could be sorted by:

 - the amount of support they generate (separated into several categories of popularity)

 - the relative percentage of up-votes to down-votes

 - the subject matter in question

 - the date on which they occur

This alone should make the House a more fact-based, consensus driven institution.  What sane politician likes having attention drawn to his worst biases, snubs, and factual errors?  

Most likely, dissent and amendment wouldn’t be allowed for those choosing to view their sixth, free choice video, as this would encourage a flood of astroturf reaction.

 
Q: Why Haven’t We Seen The Hive Mind Before?

A: In a nutshell: Timeliness.  Only very recently has the digital revolution--specifically, internet access--approached 100%.  This was always the biggest hurdle, since democracies require that everyone be at the table.

There are other reasons, too:

·     Refinement: In 2010 an independent 
candidate for the House from South 
Dakota garnered 6% of the vote; he 
advocated a much simpler system than 
ours that lacked safeguards like polling,
random video access, etc.

·     Flexibility: While direct democracy may
be an ideal for some, it can be critiqued as
allowing the rabble to rule.  The Hive Mind, 
however, allows representatives a choice
of whether to pick and choose from among
poll results, or, whether to solicit opinions
in the first place.

·     Interest: Even if polling had previously 
been considered as a way to render 
constituent opinion, there was always
the seeming problem of interest.
Sampling requires not dozens, but 
hundreds of responses.  This is where 
‘feedback ferocity’ and savings bond
drawings come into play.
 
But by far the most discouraging factor keeping The Hive Mind system under wraps has been:

·    Two-Way Security. The internet is not secure.
To be taken seriously, E-democracy must be an
exchange accountable at both ends, rather than
an attempt at a ‘secret ballot’ on one end.

 Conclusion   
Often, political reformers attempt too big a bite.  A change to the Constitution.  A filibuster-proof Congress.  A hoped-for rising up of the downtrodden.  Instead, The Hive Mind is easy.  Just one representative is all it would take. Simply put up a webpage with the idea in brief, several dozen videos to get things started, and a ‘challenges’ page for critiques and mistakes.  Send out notifications on social media.  Compose a press release and send it to local and national news outlets.  Contact key political journalists, inviting long-form articles.  Most importantly, contact organizations with legislative outreach staff.  All this should generate traffic to the website and may induce some organizations to produce additional, suitable videos.  Finally, contact fellow representatives and invite them to join the digital revolution. 

Note: Originally a $100,000 book deal / essay competition entry (the Nine Dots Prize, run by Cambridge University), this idea was projected to be the tenth of ten chapters, each discussing an existing or imagined social media platform. 

Saturday, May 20, 2017

More Advice For Trump -- Afghanistan

Our Most Likely Option

Not many of us feel as favorably as I do about Afghanistan.  I lived there for a combined six months during my college years, which was before the Soviet invasion and subsequent turmoil.  Below are a few photos I took at the time.  But first, my latest advice for President Trump:

Each time I'm reminded of conflict in Afghanistan I think to myself that we as a country should be getting out.  I've felt that way for some time.  So, when I read a piece in the Washington Post recently, urging Trump to get out, I agreed, mostly.  But, Trump has indicated he wants to send another 5,000 or so US troops, or seems to be leaning in that direction.

Well, I got to thinking.  We spend about $1 million per US military personnel sent there, compared to about 1/20 of that amount for a soldier in the Afghan army ($50,000), and yes, we currently support the Afghan military financially.  By the way, this includes all military expenses, including equipment, construction etc., so the figure is total theater expenditure divided by number of personnel.

I just read up a little on Afghanistan's economy, and found that while soldiers are being paid about $2,000 a year (a figure from this Atlantic article --I've upped the figure a bit) the country's average income--reported in a recent poll of Afghanistan (The Asia Foundation has been conducting an in-country poll for the past dozen years)--was around $1,800 /$2,500 for rural/urban areas.  So, soldier salaries are about what an average person earns.  Which, for very dangerous work, is not much of an incentive, and may account for much of the Afghan National Army's high turnover, problems with desertion, and overall difficulties fighting.

So, it occurred to me that instead of our paying another $5 billion a year for those 5,000 US troops, we could instead increase what we spend on the Afghan army & police, by something less than $5 billion, with pay and benefits upped accordingly, making those jobs much more desirable, and saving ourselves some money.

There are upsides and downsides to this.  For Afghanistan, it would cut down on desertion, improve morale/cohesion, and spur the Afghan economy (GDP is about $20 billion, so an additional $1.5 B, let's say, would be an increase of about 7.5% to GDP, which would almost certainly kick the economy into permanent growth mode).  It would also be a cheap way to essentially end the war.  Hey, guys, we're leaving soon; here's what we can afford.  Coupled with diplomacy, and perhaps additional military training, it might work.

And Afghanistan, without a western military presence, would be able to at least say that it was on its own, which is likely how Afghans want to see themselves.

Like many mountainous peoples, allegiance to a central government is limited, so, the way it is now, without attractive pay, there're few reasons for Afghans to stay in the army.  How much of an increase would $1.5 billion pay for?  Instead of being paid $2,000 a year, which for an army and military police force of about 350,000 is $700 million, they'd be paid an average of three times that, or about $6,000.  Since US average household income is about $75,000, that would be like someone in this country being paid over $200,000, instead of only $75,000 (Afghan men earn almost all income, so there is little difference between individual and household income).  Hey, Taliban fighters might reconsider their allegiance if such a deal were on the table.

Perhaps we should look at the downside to this idea before getting too excited: paying for another country's armed forces isn't sustainable, period,   If, however, the Afghan economy were to accelerate, this might only be necessary for 5-10 years.  And Afghanistan actually has natural resources to pay for its own development (see photo of iron ore, below), that could ensure prosperity should security be established.

So, to wrap up, this might just be our least bad option, assuming our military won't accept a pulling of the plug.   Plus, we'd have left a war behind us, and with some dignity.

UPDATE: President Trump has said he will let the Defense Department decide the proper troop level (Hmmm, what happened to the guy who had the 'secret plan' to defeat ISIL, and that ragged on this country's generals?).  The word is that this will mean an additional 4,000 US troops, or, for our calculations, a commitment of $4 billion.  If we stick with our $1.5 billion pay increase for Afghan military personnel, that's still $2.5 billion for additional advisers to train the Afghan army.  Throw in some diplomacy, and make sure the word gets out about that good pay, and we'd have a chance.  Do it for 5-10 years, declare victory, and that's probably our least bad option.

UPDATE 12/9/18: An article in the SCMP suggests--without much to back it up--that China and India might succeed in Afghanistan where the US and Russia did not.  Ok, that could be the beginning of a diplomatic push that shared the necessary funding duties, and the glory.  Funding the Afghan army at a level that would solidify its resolve, and attract those who might otherwise fight for the other side, could be a way forward--or at least the best of unlikely options.  It would take negotiators with great skill, though, to get everyone on board and spread the back-slapping congratulations to all participants.


Those photos I took in the mid-70s:


Stone containing iron ore from Hajigak
area.  Heavy--probably 1-2 pounds.



My parents, King's Garden, Paghman



Friendly kids agree to pose, Paghman


Jewelry bazaar, Kabul


My Dad standing with huge chinar tree,
King's Garden


Painting above large buddha, Bamiyan.  5th-9th
century; Silk Road offshoot; notice what look like angel
wings on figure at center-left; oldest known use of oil
in paint.  Mountains are at right.


Rope bazaar, Kabul


Deal being consummated. Long-lasting
handshake, exchange of Afghanis
(in left hand of man on right), all while
sitting on haunches, with on-lookers
(man standing on left is smiling
broadly).
Animal bazaar, Sheberghan.
..........

And a few taken by others.

Our friend, Peter, with local sheep herder and son.
Man to Peter's left wanted to be in photo.
Animal bazaar, Sheberghan, near Turkmenistan and
Uzbekistan borders.


My brother and me in King's Garden, overlooking
Paghman Valley and points west.  Photo by our
mother.


Where our lane in Kabul met a major road.   Photo
by my brother.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

The Subconscious - Why Doesn't It Just Speak To Us?

My Take On How A Mind Is Constructed

In a recent post in the journal Nautilus, the American novelist, playwright and screenwriter, Cormac McCarthy (notably, the author of No Country For Old Men), discusses the question of why our unconscious mind, which can send us coded messages in dreams, doesn't just speak up.

First off, much of the material linked to, above, was way over my head.

Nevertheless, I have a model for the mind's basic organization, that readers might find interesting.

The problem with being able to access the unconscious is that it is merely data (for example, McCarthy's piece describes a famous chemist waking up with a hunch on how to solve a problem he'd been struggling with; his hunch is based on a dream image).  Accessing the data in our unconscious can be done intuitively, with dreams for example.  Or, it can be done consciously, using thought.

One can think of our experienced-based data as a computer.  Either we guess what we're looking for, or we search using key words.  Guessing is an intuitive approach, searching is a more analytical way.  Either can be inefficient and take longer.

The key is guessing correctly, or knowing the key words to search for.  This is called wisdom and is something that, ideally, we work on all our lives.

And now the problems encountered with each system:
  * Guessing, or imagining the relevant data configuration, is only possible if our minds are free to let ideas bubble up.
  * Likewise, analyzing a problem goes nowhere if we have ulterior motives and can't control our reasoning powers.

That is, our dreams can turn to nightmares, and our reasoning can be self-serving.  That's why we should all be seeking both freedom and justice in our lives.
And when we do have both, they reinforce each other.  Leading just lives allows us to be freer, which allows better guesses to bubble up, informing us of how to better analyze our experiences.

Which is all a terribly dry way to say that our unconscious accumulates experience over our lifetimes and so, usually, allows for a wiser perspective.  But the data itself can't tell us the answer.

Update: 5/12/17
Ok, I've had criticism about this post.  Essentially, the problem is that the analytical and the intuitive approach are almost always combined in some way:
  * We dream intuitively, but remembering/interpreting a dream takes analysis.
  * We think through important decisions, but imagining alternatives involves intuition.
Not that this changes the model, which is best understood when divided into its distinct component parts.

Friday, April 7, 2017

Twitterfied Triumphs

Treasured Tweets From A Few Favorite Writers

As I've said in previous twitter-centric postings, retweeters (those who re-publish other people's content) have a key role to play, fishing for tweets we wouldn't normally see.   But, as before, we'll be focusing on original content.  And, to simplify, I'll comment on a single tweet each in seven categories (click the underlined category to see the tweet on Twitter):

The Witty:
"Based on comments from winning players, it's remarkable how much time God spends to help athletes defeat their opponents."  Neil deGrasse Tyson, 3:28 PM, 10/18/13
Comment: Keeping it light, and yet, what a skewering.

The Observant:
"Wonder if this was intentional: New gop.gov site features pic with sign saying 'No Right Turn'".  Garance Franke-Ruta, 11:34 AM, 4/10/14
Comment: Looking for irony is a good bet.  The photo shows a street sign outside a storefront office. The headline on the photo is "An America That Works."

With Syntax Entangled:
"'The crows did it!' squawked Polly."  Alison Tyler, 11:29 AM, 1/22/16.
Comment: The timing here is key.  Ms. Tyler came up with this challenging six-word story in an astounding five minutes.  We know this because she was replying to "In six words or fewer, write a story about an unsolved murder." which had been posted at 11:24.

Humorous:
"Dogs writing in a Hello Kitty diary: 'Your life is a lie'." Dogs Doing Things, 1:27 PM, 8/28/14.
Comment: Absurd often makes it funny.

Cutting Edge:
"Just one more time this pic is really awesome." Ta-Nehisi Coates, 7:34 PM, 12/24/14.
Comment: Photo: Barack Obama posing for a photo with five Brownies (pre- girl scouts).  Cutting edge because black and white mix here.  The girls, all smiles, sensing Obama's goodness; his own Blackness and upbringing, agreeing, hence the ready smile.

Trompe L'oeil, In Writing:
"On NBC in Iowa after the Belmont Stakes: An ad for @GovernorPerry" Kasie Hunt, 6:25 PM, 6/6/15.
Comment: Keep it understated.  The context behind the tweet will then suddenly occur to the reader in a thunderclap of bliss.  Here, the key is that the horse reaching for the Triple Crown failed.  Perry, in Iowa, is remembered for bungling a debate appearance in which he whiffs... "...and the third is...whoops, I forget."

Mine (From my own smorgasbord):
"Have to admit, this seaweed-that-tastes-like-bacon seemed like a dead ringer for fake news, wasn't:" Me, 9:31 AM 12/11/16
Comment: Maybe half of what I tweet about are articles I link to and comment on; in this case, an article about a newly discovered seaweed that tastes like bacon, but is especially nutritious.  "Fake news" was a hot topic at the time, too.









Sunday, March 12, 2017

President Barack Obama: A-, B+, or lower?

Looking Back -- From 2045

Seven elections ago, in 1992, we elected George H.W. Bush, who is now considered an average to good president.  There's a consensus on this.  Sure, Bush will get a B or B- from some historians; while others will grant a C or C+; but there's a bandwidth there.

Now imagine the year 2045, seven elections into the future.  At that point the consensus around Obama will probably be uncontested.

Below, is my own estimation, imagining the view from 2045:

I note Obama's 10 greatest hits (based on the 50-greatest list published by Washington Monthly, where I got the idea (note: my #1 is not on their list).  Following my list is the original ranking (the Monthly's center-left opinion) and a somewhat reasonable Republican's view (the 25 ***s).   The latter involves a lot fewer hits than 50, of course--Rs are generally not fans of government.

For a short run-down on each accomplishment, click the Washington Monthly link, above.  This list will be just the hits themselves, without the background information.

1. The Most Graceful Presidency Ever
2. Rescued The Economy
3. Passed Health Care Reform
4. Expanded Wilderness and Watershed Protection
5. Secured US Commitment To A Global Agreement On Climate Change
6. Ended US Combat Missions In Iraq and Afghanistan
7. Passed Wall Street Reform
8. Improved School Nutrition
9. Education: Kicked Banks Out Of Federal Student Loan Program, Expanded Pell Grant Funding, and Created The College Scorecard
10. Avoided Scandal

And what grade will history assign?  My guess: in the B to A range--in the company of FDR and Lincoln.

Washington Monthly's list (reasonable Republican ranking = ***)

1. Passed Health Care Reform (***20 )
2. Rescued The Economy (***1)
3. Passed Wall Street Reform (***7)
4. Negotiated A Deal To Block A Nuclear Iran (***4)
5. Secured US Commitment To A Global Agreement On Climate Change (***23)
6. Eliminated Osama Bin Laden (***3)
7. Ended US Combat Missions In Iraq and Afghanistan (***19)
8. Turned Around The US Auto Industry (***2)
9. Repealed "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
10. Supported Federal Recognition of Same-Sex Marriages

11. Reversed Bush Torture Policies (***18)
12. Established Rules To Limit Carbon Emissions From Power Plants
13. Normalized Relations With Cuba
14. Put Medicare On Sounder Financial Footing (***17)
15. Protected Dreamers From Deportation (***16)
16. Established Net Neutrality
17. Protected Two Liberal Seats On The US Supreme Court
18. Boosted Fuel Efficiency Standards
19. Kicked Banks Out Of Federal Student Loan Program, Expanded Pell Grant Funding
20. Improved America's Image Abroad (***15)

21. Left His Mark On The Federal Judiciary
22. Diversified The Federal Bureaucracy
23. Passed Fair Sentencing Act
24. Revived The Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division (***14)
25. Expanded Wilderness and Watershed Protection (***13)
26. Gave The FDA The Power To Regulate Tobacco (***22)
27. Trimmed And Reoriented Missile Defense
28. Kick-Started Clean Energy Investment
29. Reduced The Threat From Nuclear Weapons (***25
30. Passed Credit Card Reforms

31. Cut Veteran Homelessness By Half (***12)
32. Enacted Government Surveillance Reform (***11)
33. Expanded Overtime Pay
34. Cracked Down On Bad For-Profit Colleges
35. Cut The Deficit (***5)
36. Created The College Scorecard
37. Improved School Nutrition
38. Expanded The Definition of Hate Crimes
39. Recognized The Dangers of Carbon Dioxide (***24)
40. Strengthened Women's Right To Fair Pay (***10)

41. Secured The Removal of Chemical Weapons From Syria
42. Protected LGBTQ Americans From Employment Discrimination
43. Reduced Discrimination Against Former Prisoners In Federal Hiring
44. Won Major Victories Against Housing and Mortgage Discrimination (***9)
45. Expanded Broadband Coverage
46. Expanded Health Coverage For Children
47. Improved Food Safety (***8)
48. Let The Space Shuttle Die and Killed The Planned Moon Mission
49. Rebuilt and Fortified The Gulf Coast Post-Katrina
50. Avoided Scandal (***6)

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Grading The Trump Team

Good News: National Security Advisor: From 'F' to 'A-'
Bad News: Many More 'F's than 'A's and 'B's

The Bumbler 45000 has grown tired of Trump's steady 40%-45% zone approval rating.  So, it's breaking out a new scoresheet to be updated in the months to come.  It'll track Trump's key appointments, leaving out personalities it feels aren't worth the necessary computing power.

Vice President: Mike Pence
Chief of Staff: Rince Priebus
Chief Strategist: Stephen Bannon
State: Rex Tillerson
Treasury: Steven Mnuchin - a Democrat, corporate variety: C
Defense: James Mattis - Thinking man's advisor; though civilian control of defense is best: B+
National Security Advisor: H. R. McMaster - Another independent thinker; also military brass: B+
Attorney General: Jeff Sessions
Interior: Ryan Zinke - Shot down public lands selloff; is an outdoorsman: C+
Agriculture: Sonny Perdue (nominated)
Commerce: Wilbur Ross
Labor: Alex Acosta (nominated)
Health and Human Services: Tom Price
Housing and Urban Development: Ben Carson
Transportation: Elaine Chao - former Sec. of Treasury: C
Energy: Rick Perry
Education: Betsy DeVoss
Veterans: David Shulkin - Able administrator with no axe to grind: A-
Homeland Security: John F. Kelly - somewhat independent minded: C+
UN Ambassador: Nikki Haley - former Governor: C
Budget: Mick Mulvaney - deficit hawk: C
CIA: Mike Pompeo - knowledgeable, no torture: C
Environment: Scott Pruitt
Legal Counsel: Donald McGahn
Press: Sean Spicer

All the missing grades are 'C-' and below.  They will be held for further review.  Let's give these people a chance to either be replaced, or find a way toward the light.

A note: men are over-represented in the above list (21 out of 25), as are other obvious categories (only one black American, one Latino, one Asian-American).

The easiest way forward is canning the worst and bringing in a good choice, as was done with the shockingly unfit Michael Flynn at National Security Advisor.  This would be a good time to be looking for a new Attorney General, for example.

Just 10 of 25 receive passing grades!